Someone Talk Me Out of This

Kinja'd!!! "rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S" (rb1971)
12/04/2015 at 18:15 • Filed to: None

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I just got rid of a car and really don’t have the room. Help, please.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:22

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:23

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I’ll do no such thing.

BUY IT.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:28

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Its an auto, wait for a 4 speed. Better fuel economy from that extra gear.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:29

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The wheels are not original. The front bumper looks a little crooked. The block may not be painted the correct shade of blue. No photos of the interior. The transmission fluid might be dirty. Ummm - how am I doing?


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:31

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Sorry bro. This isn’t where you come to get talked out of buying something awesome, this is where you come to get talked into buying something you shouldn’t.

Buy it. Do it. Do it NOW.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:37

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Everyone coming onto Oppo posting about cars so that Oppo people can stop them from wanting it.

Please, by the time you post it on Oppo, they’ve got you already, you’re probably on your way to pick it up right now HAHAHAHA.


Kinja'd!!! rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > Textured Soy Protein
12/04/2015 at 18:38

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I love those seats!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:39

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Well, I mean, the 383 is sort of small. And the wheels are small. And the car is big. And it doesn’t say AAR on it. And black is a horrible color to keep clean. And the panel gaps are ridiculous from the factory. And the dash is sort of boring. And it has pushrods. And a solid rear axle. And SWEET SHIT JUST BUY THE DAMN THING ITS THE COOLEST THING EVERRRRRRR.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 18:40

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Be sure to add this to your playlist when you are cruising around!


Kinja'd!!! rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > Azrek
12/04/2015 at 19:02

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I’ve been singing this to myself for the past hour.


Kinja'd!!! Azrek > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 19:04

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Just ride on that guitar rift to get this car!


Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 19:28

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If you need space I’ll play caretaker to it or the e9 for you.

/helping, not helping


Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 19:37

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Just think, if you get it, you can reenact scenes from Phantasm.


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 19:50

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You should buy it and then let all your Oppo friends borrow it so you can avoid the garage space issue.


Kinja'd!!! John Norris (AngryDrifter) > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 20:36

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I came here to encourage you to buy it. But looking at it, it’s not all positive. Here are the downsides.

1. It’s at $22,100 but hasn’t reached it’s reserve yet, so it might require ridiculously more.
2. It’s a 383, not the best engine, not the worst. 340, 440, or 426 would be better, a Six or a 318 would be worse. But it is a 383 4bbl at least.
3. It’s an automatic
4. It’s a Barracuda, not a ‘cuda

So given all that, it’s still a ‘70 Barracuda. I’d love to have it.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 21:43

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The reserve will be high. Very high.


Kinja'd!!! bottsdotts > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
12/04/2015 at 22:08

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Do you really want a car with THOSE wheels?

I tried . . . /got nothing